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Welcome to Camp Strange!

Thank you for vis­it­ing Camp Strange, my lit­tle cor­ner of the online world. This site con­tains a col­lec­tion of some of the sto­ries I have writ­ten over the past 6 years since I first began blog­ging at the now-defunct Beauty Dish, as well as new sto­ries. You can read some of my fun­ni­est Avon Lady

I Come in Peace

A man called my cell phone. I didn’t catch the call, heard the ring as the shower pelted me with heat and hope. He left a short mes­sage, just a macho first name and tele­phone num­ber. I stood in the bath­room, heat pour­ing from my hands, dialed his num­ber. “Hi! Is this Rocco? This is